No Porn for Lil’ Kim Un Today

North Korea has no access to the outside world!!….Oh wait, never-mind.

nointernet

So the 2nd shot of the first cyber war was fired.  The target was an easy one and probably a great beta for future battles. The biggest downside is that we’ll never fully know what kind of damage it really caused.  Kind of like crop-dusting a big SBD on the train just as you’re getting off. 

I can’t help but wonder what must be going through Kim Jung Un’s mind right now, but here are several of my best guesses:

1. “No porn.com!” General Nu!  Go up to Daddy’s closet and get his old Playgirl collection.

2. “Who’s fault is this!  He must die.”

3. “Get Al Gore on the phone right now.  He is close friend.”

4. “Call Dennis to reschedule our daily Skype” 

5. “I knew “un-friending” Barack on Facebook would get his attention, but I didn’t think he’d take it this far”.

AOLMAO

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